smurfstance
1.to be in position when not breathing, this usually happens when you don’t realize you are not breathing. the reason you may not realize it us because you maybe day dreaming
2.to take a long period of time to do something .
my partner was in a smurfstance and i didn’t realize it.
it took mark a smurfstance to get me a gl-ss of water
Read Also:
- Bacteriass
bacteria’s that come specifically from the -ss pink eye happens when you scratch ur -ss then rub ur eye …. spreading them bacteri-ss
- nigger flip flops
flip flops that black people tend to wear most likely made by gucci designers wow that kid has some sweet n-gg-r flip flops
- water my cat
get da p-ssy wet. “hayden, i’m going to need you to water my cat tomorrow.” said riley
- ass toe
while getting a bl-w j-b your girl grinds on your big toe.. she was really into the -ss toe last night. the back side of camel toe. it’s when a girl wears pants so tight that the -ss crack is clearly defined. most often a girl with camel toe will have -ss toe as well. […]
- Fuckerberging
it’s like finger-banging but done on the cybersp-ce “i f-ckerberged mary last night dude” “h-ll yeah, i love f-ckerberging!”