smush bucket


n. a large drinking vessel filled with margarita, with one (or more) inverted bottles of corona submerged in the gl-ss.
oompa-loompa: “where can a girl get a smush bucket up in here?”
when someone or something, usually someone, is particularly cute or fluffy. a smushbucket is usually male, and quite often has sh-ggy fluffy hair :p
‘zomg, david is such a smushbucket!! xp’

‘what do think of charlie?’ ‘oh wow, he is a mega

smushbucket :^)’

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