also known as the s.v., by people who grew up there in the 1990s. a very small city also called jonquil city, located to the north of atlanta, ga. sometimes confused to be vinings, although vinings is technically not a city and is only a neighborhood combined of smyrna and atlanta. much of the time, smyrna is also confused with marietta, ga because smyrna is very small and it’s hard to figure out when you have entered and left it.
“where is smyrna?”
“we just drove through it.”
“i thought we were in marietta.”
“we were, but smyrna is three minutes driving through so we are back in marietta again.”
a person that doesn’t give a flying f-ck, thanks to the bug up their -ss, that can and will most likely be cruel to you. “hey snabby dollar general cashier, it’s not like i came down to where you work to slap the d-ck out of your mouth..”
something that is funky, cool or orange. that’s a fengi lamp. (for a lamp that is orange in colour and funky)
1. ferk. ferking. ferker. slightly softer and comical alternative for “f-ck. 2. apparently a tribe on dungeons and dragons. origins not known, but probably made up by myself in a drunken stupor and didn’t exist until i posted it here. 🙂 ferk you you ferking ferker. shut the ferk up. i’m gonna ferk that c-msl-t […]
when something goes awry,when you didn’t get your way, when you thought you were right only to find out otherwise snapadiggles, i totally just f-cked up and called my ex’s voicemail and left a f-ck buddy message meant for the guy i met last night.
- Sneaky Training
practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events. q: where’s stephen? a: he’s out sneaky training.