smyticus


based off of the roman caesar smyticus “the jew” (ruled from 350-300 bc)/one who appears to have extremely small appendages and a large curly, clown-like hairstyle/often mistaken for a trollish fellow
turn away bobby, we dont want to upset the smyticus.
a boy that looks like he is jewish.
dang- look at that boy. it looks like he is wearing a yamika. smyticus!

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