snap and roll
a dance popularized by soulja boy
youuu! wa’ me snap and roll
when a man -j-c-l-t-s and squeezes out the remaining fluids, much like when one squeezes out the last of a tube of toothpaste.
“snap and roll. i’m out of control, but i do my thing. let’s crank it, man. it’s getting boogie, folk. walk it on the floor. i yuh. and i yuh. yes, i yuh until i can no longer superman those folks. watch me crank it on the floor. everyone, gather ’round as i’m about to crank that merry-go-round. and ’round we go, as i crank it in slow motion. i’m going to either snap or die. snapstar, you already know.”
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