Snarff Gobbler
this is the act of farting in the bathtub and bitting the bubbles
trish: “what the h-ll are you doing?”
kevin: “what i’m a snarff gobbler”
trish: “wtf is wrong with you?”
kevin: “i’m bitting the bubbles before they hit the surface.”
trish: “you are a sick b-st-rd”
kevin: thanks i love you
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