Snatch Monkey


an extremely unreasonable, obnoxious person.
wow i cannot believe that stupid sn-tch monkey ratted me out.
v-g-n-, v-g-n-, p-ssy, sn-tch,wet warlock,dark hole, beaver bunghole, or p–per
did you stick your p-n-s in her sn-tchmonkey?
yes, i did

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