Sneaky Nancy
there are three steps to a sneaky nancy.
1. before s-x, the girl asks the guy if she has protection, and the guy says “yes, right here” and shows her a condom in its wrapper. but he doesn’t put it on before having s-x.
2. when the guy is about to c-m, he punches the girl in the head (knocking her out) pulls out, and then j-zzes in her hair, and gives her a crazy hair-do with it.
3. finally, before leaving, he puts the un-opened condom in the girls mouth for her to find when she wakes up.
joe: dude, what happened with you and bridgette last night?
fred: hahaha i totally gave her a sneaky nancy!
joe: seriously? bad idea…you know she has the clap, right?
fred: …oh sh%#
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