when someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
last night i gave ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her
- silent but deadly
a creeper, a floating air bisquit. a fart that can not be heard but can sure as h-ll be smelt. this type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. don’t ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the […]
a city in northeast ohio founded by a donald…. summerrrheldner. most residence have valid, corrections not valid. wait, valid 11’s uhhhhhhhhh. the cities primary focus is spelling and arrogance. that returns to a (name) of starsburg.
- wild bush
when p-b-s are overgrown and or crazy i need to trim my wild bush it’s ridiculous
- duffys corner
duffys corner is located in the suburb of maroubra in sydneys east. duffys has a notorious reputation for being patrolled by f-cken sick c-nts that live in the housing commission nearby that smoke and sh-t and cause sh-t that usually results in an outcry by locals and eshay gangs like the bra boys & matto […]
- mr whilis
a russian cat escapee from a circus . dont ever call him w-lly he will claw your eyes out . he is more intelligent than you . the most intelligent cat in this world is for sure mr whilis