sniffilis

1. always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. when you have excess snot running out of your nose.
i shouldn’t have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.
catching a cold after hooking up with a random.
“oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out.”
when you get a cold or sore throat after going to a strip club. other symptoms include an empty wallet and blue b-lls.
one sniff of a strippers sn-tch is enough to catch {sniffilis.
a syphilis infection in one’s nasal p-ssages or sinus cavity; usually caused by snorting powdered cocaine out of a prost-tutes v-g-n- (aka a columbian special).
i snorted syphilis; now my nose got sniffilis.
1. n. syphilis of the nose.

2. n. sniffilis may also be used sarcastically to indicate that an individual’s s-xually transmitted infection is not as serious as they make it seem.
“mucous samples indicate that you have contracted the sniffilis.”

loren: “dude, my junk really itches.”
nathan: “aw, poor loren gots the sniffilis.”
syphilis of the nose contracted when nose deep in an already infected s-xual partner.
daniel tosh contracted sniffilis when he tried to see if sweet brown’s brown smelled sweet.