snoozefeed
the act of browsing your newsfeed in lieu of getting out of bed
noun: “i was checking my snooze feed because it was too cold to get out of bed, then my boss fired me via text”
verb: “anna likes snoozefeeding for 20 minutes when her alarm goes off at 6:45am every morning.”
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