snot mop
a mustache, sometimes unkempt and thick.
guy 1: dude get rid of your snot mop. it looks disgusting!
guy 2: i can’t help it. this is my kleenex, i’m too lazy to wipe my nose despite the fact that there’s a kleenex box 2 feet away from me.
guy 1: -facepalm-
longboard slang for a bandana or piece of cloth used to wipe away boogers.
if you grab your snot mop when you shoulda grabbed your sweat rag, you’re gonna have a bad time.
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