snow day


a gift from g-d.
school was closed today because of a snow day.
what i hope i have on monday.
i don’t have much work to do, but i still want a snow day!
the best school day(s) of the year. usually despised by those who have to work.
“it’s a snow day, so feel free to sleep in.”
an unexpected day when you are supposed to go to school but it is canceled. an unexpected break. an unexpected escape from it all. a day to relax, not a day to catch up on work.
do what you want on snow days.
a glorious day that is celebrated by sledding, having snowball fights, and building snow tunnels.
i had a snow day once, it was awesome…………..
a day in which schools close because of the fear of being sued by ridiculous parents in the event a bus skids on the ice. most likely to happen in eastern pennsylvania when the first flake of snow falls. immediately, the schools will call in to the tv stations to announce their closings. each school is dependent on one another, for once a school delays or closes, all other schools decide to close as well. a school is also forced to close because otherwise students would be exhausted the next morning because they would be up all night watching the chain reaction of schools canceling, only to find out theirs did not.
“yes! we got a trace of snow and have a snow day! haha! my cousin’s school is out of the chain reaction of schools and he does not have a snow day. i shall call him during his 3rd period cl-ss to tease him.”
stupidest movie ever period.
i watched snow day last night and it was the stupidest movie ever. chevy chase was not funny.

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