snowked


(pr-nounced like “smoked”)

to be stoked due to snow. most applicable when there is copious new snow; can also be used anytime one is stoked as a result of snow.

(portmanteau of stoked and snow.)
i just looked outside and it puked all night. snowked on that! too bad i was hoggin’ last night and brought home a skig-skag with hot dog neck from vex. should have told her to get off my tip when she was jocking my sh-t at the club, but i was already faded. gotta get this plumper out of here so i can go riding. lifts start at 9:00.

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