yellow lighter
h-llo fellow folks! i am here to tell you about the dangers of the yellow lighter. kurt k, jimmie h, and bob m have all died with a yellow lighter in there hands. in my own personal experiece i have found that while having a yellow lighter in hand unfourtunate events seem to take place.
for example, i was driving down the highway, i had just got done lighting my marb with a yellow lighter, when a deer ran out infront of my vehicle. by this time it was to late, my vehicle crashed into the animal running. my car was smashed and behind me i had a 3 car pile up resulting in 4 casulties.
the greatest, yet most underrated lighter color of all-time. some may think they are trashy: they are wrong. attack those who do not like them; befriend those who do.
did you see that guy’s yellow lighter? it must have been nine, maybe ten inches long! and it was so wide. no, wait, that was a p-n-s. but, d-mn! yellow lighters are awesome!
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