Soaking Tent


when a guy c-ms before he even removes any clothing, thus rendering him with a “soaking tent”
ben: i’m so content

jayne: don’t get too content

(30 seconds later)

ben: can you excuse me, i need to use the bathroom. it appears that i have pitched a soaking tent

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