Soap Dispenser
when a man jerks off another man onto his genitals to use as soap after -n-l s-x.
after tapping the sewage line sam used escobar as a soap dispenser to clean himself off before getting head.
it’s when a girl smokes way too much when she’s a teenager, so she gets throat cancer by the age of 20. they have to cut the hole in her throat that you see in those creepy commercials. then, a guy will make her deepthroat him, and when he c-ms, it comes out of the hole and drips down her neck.
i did the soap dispenser to a new chick that i met at a bar. she didn’t have her voice box thingy on her, but i still got her too give me head, and when i busted a nutt it came out like a soap dispenser. when she found her voice box thingy, she told me her name was ivory, ohh the irony
what your stupid -ss grandma gets you for christmas, when all you ask for is a visa gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.
hey c, what did you get for christmas? well t, i got a f-cking soap dispenser. it looks like a christmas penguin so i can’t even use it all year ’round!
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