the action of firing v-g-n-l fluids into the face of another person, intentionally or otherwise.
guy 1: did you have fun with that girl last night?
guy 2: not really, she soapinyoureyed me.
- Sob stopper
a small present of little value which is acquired on the way home by a thoughtful man who has drunk too much and stayed out too late, in the hope of stopping his missus turning the f-cking waterworks on. examples include cheap chocolates bought from all night garages and bunches of flowers stolen from cemeteries. […]
“son of a b-tch wesley” – name for someone who is being a fat son of a b-tch “g-d you’re such a son of a b-tch wesley”
- Faux Virgin
someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarr-ssed. (aka fake virgin) l: “who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?” m: “oh, actually i’ve decided that, that didnt count because of reasons i’d rather not talk about. […]
counter strike soccer mod. level your skills to catch better run fast etc… cross the ball and head it in to the uper 90 like real soccer. also there is a tourney mod where you can scrim other soccerjam clans. league will be forming soon search for national soccer jam league (nsjl).
- frick in fries
just how it sounds man-where are those fricking fries man2-you know there is no frick in fries