sober as a knob job
the state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. someone who is sober as a kn-b job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a sat-rday night.
could also be referred to as “disgustingly sober” or “being a total fairy”.
tom: what the f-ck was wrong with you last night? you wouldn’t even have a beer.
dave: i know man, for some reason i was sober as a kn-b job.
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