when you use social media to m-st-rb-t-
bro, last night was an intense social fap. i used instagram and twitter!
- solo netflix and chill
where your watching netflix and your watching x-men with jennifer lawrence basically naked so you have a w-nk yo dude what u doing after school? just solo netflix and chilling bro that’s sick bro!!
old scottish word meaning “to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark.” i saw sean sprunting after cailyn when i got up for a drink late last night. a name for a fict-tious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by george carlin. sure, i always carry sprunt in my purse. right next to my red flag […]
the tips of the woman b-lls, if you know what i mean? they are often bouncy, round, and gorgeous!!!!!!!! “man, those squirtias are smokin’ hot!” sk-nk b–b nipple sl-t t-ts
- sugar money
money a person gets buy doing being a stripper and or prost-tute “i have to go to work at the club tonight to get my sugar money”
an acronym for t-rd approaching cotton i have to go take care of a t.a.c. i’ll be right back. north-east england slang for cannabis resin. tac smoker: awww man a’v got ne tac left ‘ave a? a type of cannabis smoked mostly in the north east of england. brown and hard, but goes soft when […]