sock dick
a male who teases a girl by sending her a picture of his p-n-s with a sock on it
“hey, look at that sock d-ck! he sent a picture of his d-ck to kourtney, with a sock on it!”
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- Butt lick
the process of licking the b-tthole of someone else or possibly your own, depending on your flexibility. also refers to someone that kisses -ss! karen: my b-tt itches so bad! steve: you need a b-tt lick! allow me to -ssist you! a term used to describe a person who makes a lot of mistakes. a […]
- Guff nuts
when you do not wipe your -ss correctly and small parts of sh-t are left in your -n-l hair that then harden resulting in the owner of said gruff nuts having to pick them out of the hair – usually the case with men or german women omg my -ss hair hurts!! you need to […]
- dishwasher chess
when you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it. after dinner karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have linda re-arrange them, challanging karen to dishwasher chess.
- Guhumpha
1.with gusto, determination, and style. 2. an exclamation similar to hoopla. 3. power 1. give it some guhumpha! 2. guhumpha! 3. put some more guhmpha into it!