sock drawer
an area in your cloest designated for p-rnography storage. could contian socks.
girl 1: yesterday i went through my boyfriend’s sock drawer and guess what i found?
girl 2: socks?
girl 1: no you idiot, volumes of p-rn!
the drawer that holds your socks.
i placed my socks in the sock drawer.
when two uncirc-mcised men put their p-n-ses next to one another, and one of them rolls their foreskin over the tip of the other man’s unit.
those two dudes did a sock drawer!
to take a credit card out of your wallet and stash it somewhere in the house. a sock drawer is a common place to use, hence the name. the idea is that by limiting your access to the card, you’ll be less likely to use it and run up your balance.
i’ve saved hundreds of dollars ever since i sockdrawered my visa card last year.
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