socrastic
to employ the simultaneous use of sarcasm and the socratic method.
he’s such a socrastic b-st-rd i don’t care how much i can learn from him it’s intolerable.
describing a way of being sarcastic by asking rhetorical questions in the fashion of socratic dialogue. a portmanteau of “socratic” and “sarcastic.” involves sarcasm by means of asking socratic leading questions.
some socrastic dialogues:
person 1: “who took my keys?”
person 2: “dude. who do you think took your keys? do you -really- think i would take your keys? why would -i- want to drive your car?”
roommate 1: “why is our room so messy these days?”
roommate 2: “well, do you think maybe it’s because you never clean up the place? could it be because you always leave it a mess?”
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