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• Schmoopie Pants

  an even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie. cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so i tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

• Schmlar

  1. to smash something violently or without any reguard for self or others. “did you see that ret pally just schmlar that holy priest?!” “how did you come up with that name? did you just schmlar your face across the keyboard?”

• schmoopsy

  this word describes the action during intercourse when the p-n-s slips out of the v-g-n- and slides up between the l-b– lips. whoops oh sh-t, i just pulled a schmoopsy.

• schmop on her boomdaddies

  to suckle the nipple, preferably of a female bro 1 – im gonna schmop on her boomdaddies later on bro 2 – sweet man her boomdaddies are huge

• Seattle Wakeup Call

  when you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. she drinks it down and thinks you’re a f-cking prince. yo homie, ya see dat cashier? yea? i gave her a seattle wakeup call last summer. owwwww!!!!

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