Songstrocity
a track – often a cover song – that sounds like a howling abortion being committed to your ears.
songstrocities frequently lurk on fm radio. some can be so close to torture those who hear them question their belief in g-d. others will wonder why there isn’t a clause in the universal declaration of human rights about the jonas brothers.
a: did you hear that new sugababes cover of “come together”?
b: you mean, the thing that sounded like a chimpanzee gang rape? the thing that made my b-lls shrink up as i puked blood out of my eyes?
a: yup.
b: it’s a motherf-cking songstrocity, is what it is.
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