Sonny Bono


doing cocaine and then smoking weed.
“billy was h-tting the slopes hard and crashing into the trees like sonny bono”
used in reference to a tee shot in golf that ends up in the woods.
“man joeys tee off on the 9th was a total sonny bono”
the act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.
dude! did you see that guy? he did a total sony bono!
sonny bono is a complete enigma:

a successful songwriter who didn’t know anything about it.
a successful singer who couldn’t sing.
a successful actor who couldn’t act.
a successful politician who didn’t know about politics.
had good-looking wives and he was not.
died from skiing cuz he wasn’t a skier.
we liked him and we don’t know why.
sonny bono was an icon of some type…
the 60s and 70s?… ya!
when a woman is “skiing” (giving two guys a handjob) and then a third man smacks her in the head with his erection, hence her getting hit with wood.
man! zooey totally looks p-ssed!

what do you expect, she was at a party this weekend when a couple guys and i totally sonny bono’d her!
a common drink in palm springs generally drank before golf.

the term sonny bono and a caesar are interchangeable. vodka, worchestershire sauce salt pepper and clamato juice make a sonny bono.
time for a sonny bono
to force yourself to stop by forceing yourself into any near by object(i.e. tree, wall, boulder.) when moveing at high speeds
-omg jimmy isn’t slowing down going down the hill.
-what do we do?!?!
-i know. jimmy!!! listen to me you aren’t slowing down, so your gonna have to sonny bono it.

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