Sookie


a moderately sl-tty telepathic fangbanger from the tv show true blood.
hey, sookie, why are reading my mind, you moderately sl-tty fang-banger?
sookie, sukie, sukee – an easy woman. easily scored p-ssy. cross cultural languages all relatively carry the same meaning. native languages imply “other p-ssy” as well as “gullible p-ssy”. all are meant as derogatory toward the one called.
she’s my sookie!

i call her sookie and she thinks it’s a compliment!
verb (pr-nounced: soo-kay, preferably very intensely and forced)

to rush to places of potential danger, overreact and run your mouth off potentially increasing the danger to yourself and others, and finally screaming until someone who is actually capable of handling the situation arrives to help you.
person: “oh no! that person is being mugged i better sookie! stop it mean mugger person or… really bad stuff will happen… to you and… your face!”

-mugger slices victims throat and grabs person-

person: “sccreeeaaaamm!”

-the police, a vampire werewolf, or some dude with a gun show up and save person-
the act of defecating
i need to go for a sookie before i can eat anything else.
the act of being a crybaby.
“listen dumbnuts, stop being sookie.”
making out, havin s-x, and anything else of the sort
i got some sookie last night.
1. an almost god-like hot man. generally used to tell someone else about his presence in public, without letting him know you’re talking about him. can also take the place of the words “ridiculously good looking” or “hottie.”

“the guy who sits next to me in cl-ss…what a sookie.”
“sookie alert”
“you look like such a sookie today.”
“what a sook!”
“you’re so sookie. it makes me a little irritated.”
“he’s such a sookie. i want him.”

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