Sorkineling
the recreational activity characterized by watching episodes of a critically acclaimed series by aaron sorkin intermittently between periods of underwater snorkeling.
“hey, i’ve had the best day of sorkineling in hawaii!”
“oh, nice! was it a good episode of the west wing? did you see any sea turtles?”
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