Southern Bigots


when, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
todd: man, i’m just irritated with women these days.
ted: why’s that?
todd: last night i was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning southern bigots just burst through the room.
ted: please tell me you left…
todd: even a, “pardon me,” wouldn’t have kept me in her. she obviously was never taught manners.

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