soxstriction
the ligature marks or rings left from wearing business socks or other socks that are too tight at the top.
andrew: what is wrong with your calves? you have rings around them.
daniel: oh, those are soxstriction marks from my new socks mom bought me for christmas. they go away after about 25 minutes.
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