Space Junkie


slang for a person who (which might extend to most of humanity at this point in one form or another) is “addicted” to being in cybersp-ce. those of us who cannot fathom more than a 48 hour period without logging into a social networking app like face book, google+ and/or visiting random forums in the tradition of old bulletin board systems/bbs; in which we are all interconnected to friends, -ssociates, and commerce at a moments notice, projecting from cyberdeck, desktop computers, or smart phones. this could also extend to those who are addicted to online shopping, and those who cannot live without looking at p-rn at a moments notice.
grandfather time: “i don’t understand you and your generation at all. why the need to be online seemingly everywhere?”

punk kid: “we’re sp-ce junkie’s. we live offline, but we congregate and network for offline activities in cybersp-ce.”

Read Also:

  • spade or "Super Spade"

    part of the name of a well known drug dealer in haight/ashbury in the 60’s. his nic was “super spade” and, he was murdered. others who were there then will remember him. “hey, super, what you got for me today?”

  • spaggard

    an amalgamation of sp-ck and blaggard, but retaining most of the former’s meaning. a clumsy or cackhanded person, pr-ne to acting like a r-t-rd, whether intentionally or no. it is generally used without any other words – i.e. you wouldn’t say ‘you are a spaggard’, just ‘spaggard’. bill totally had a window for some sn-tch […]

  • Spaghetti Night Scramble

    when you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn’t prepare anything before hand. eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some ragu. “pasta again?” “yeah, tonight was a spaghetti night scramble”

  • spanish beer pong

    the bouncing back and forth of 2 girls love until they both get tired of it and you get nothing. panda plays spanish beer pong with and jess and jess.

  • spanish forklift

    when a man puts his p-n-s into a womans v-g-n- and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans p-n-s. guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift? guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!


Disclaimer: Space Junkie definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.