spaedo
noun, friendly insult;
like paedo but used to describe a young person who finds a person a few years younger than themselves attractive.
“you spaedo! what’s the matter, can’t get a girlfriend your own age?!”
also, ‘speedo’
peanut: “so she’s like, what, 19?”
justin: “uh, try 9, dude…”
lauren: “speeeeedooooo!”
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