Spaghetti Take-Out
the action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
see also bad idea
woman 1: wow, you’re hot, i wanna give you a slur-pee
woman 2: no, not today, i’m more red than 1963 russia.
woman 1: well, in that case, how about some spaghetti take-out?
woman 2: hmm…
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
woman 2: my stomach hurts, i’m hungry, i want chocolate, i want to go shopping, you don’t love me anymore, etc.
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