spaghetti wank


a spaghetti w-nk is where you m-st-rb-t- using a thin tube, such as dry spagehtti, and insert into your uretha – p-ss tube – to provide s-xual pleasure.
bill: i had a spaghetti w-nk earlier.
ted: oh

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