Spak pad


an unnofficial console pad which is usually bulky, less sleek, poorly designed and has unnecessary turbo b-ttons. the pad is usually bestowed upon the weaker gamers and thus enhancing their handicap.
tom: jonty’s coming round for some goldeneye.
chico: oh? well tell that a$shole to leave his spak pad at home.

duncan: i know it’s your house and everything but do i have to use the spak pad?
ross: shut up.

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