Spanking The Gorilla
similar to spanking the monkey.
when you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren’t just spanking the monkey anymore, you’re spanking the gorilla.
matt resorted to spanking the gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
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