pr-nounced sp-a-rk-e. this is a person who plans events for a living and also loves to party. sparke is a professional partier. this person is the life of the party whether attending a party or planing an event. must always look fabulous and sparkled. it is a privilege to -ssociate with a sparke.
the e in sparke stands for events and energy.
time to spark this event up sparke
this party is sparke-licious
sparke is planning this event?
the effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.
last night’s speed skyping session was amazing, sparkes were flying everywhere
having violent, gay s-x with someone and -j-c-l-t-ng all over the place at the same time. thus creating sparkes.
“man, there’s sparkes everywhere after our ‘encounter’ on the sofa”
“i got my promotion yesterday, but i was cleaning sparkes of my desk for weeks”
jerk on mysp-ce who trolls other sites, har-sses people, and photoshops people’s images into unflattering images because he is upset he has a weak, don knotts-like chin, a bad 70s looking permanent, and has been a total failure in the music and entertainment business. his best friends are the most hated trolls on mysp-ce because […]
- Westside Glaze
when a n-gg- take his d-ck and dip that sh-t in olive oil and smack a b-tch aside the head. b-tch on yo knees’ so i can westside glaze you!
- West Virginia Wobble
when one professes to live an impeccable life and then makes out with a girl… only to get peed on by her in bed. literally. wow mike. we all really had a good time until that girl put the west virginia wobble on you.
a friend, typically of the opposite s-x, that garners no s-xual benefits in the relationship. we’re not friends-with-benefits…he’s just a friendtern.
so, no one asked used when someone says something completely irrelevant and no one really gives a sh-t. i just had a horrible night. snoa.