Speef
the process of dragging your t-st-cl-s over random objects or terrain. speefing is very popular in j-pan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an -ssortment of different textured items. people will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. this is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.
speefing got its name from the word “spee” which is traditionally shouted by partic-p-nts to show their enjoyment of the act. “spee” is the j-panese word for “smooth”
“whats dave doing to your cat?” “oh, he’s just beast speefing it”
a p-ssy that resembles roast beef, hence speef. it is dark n flabby, n usually found in asians.
dude this weekend i got so much speef going to china.
a powerfull queef of pure speed and un matched power that it becomes the mighty speef that is second to none!
person 1: woah did you see the speed of that queef?
person 2: that was no queef my friend. . . that was a speef!
person 1: -j-zz-
noun: a person who steals spoons. also known as a spoon thief.
t: “omg i accidently took 16 spoons!”
m: “you speef!”
noun: a person who steals spoons. also known as a spoon thief.
t: “omg i accidently took 16 spoons!”
m: “you speef!”
collective noun for cows launched into sp-ce, to orbit in cow-size hamster b-lls.
after j.c.hormel was unable to explain where the ‘s’ and ‘p’ of the initials “spam” originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) hormel declared that the spam meant “speef ham” in other words a combination of ham and sp-ce beef.
as hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the us military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of hormel’s lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarr-ssment.
later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into sp-ce. novelty size hamster b-lls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the r&d costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.
many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep sp-ce by p-ssing geostationary satellites, which were pr-ne to clicking the hamsterb-lls at their orbit speed of mach 25.
holy christ on a bicycle, zorgoff! i could have sworn i just saw a speefball flying past that meteor over yonder!
when a man busts a nut that is mixed with splooge and p-ss
i speefed last night during s-x
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