Spatroast
a spatroast is a take on performing in a spit roast or an eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). in a spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an eiffel tower while scr-w-ng a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.
basically this is a less h-m-erotic version of a spit roast. while the guy is scr-w-ng one chick, she is eating out another. if there are more than two girls there… the chain just keeps going. okright! so go have one! also remember to say spatroast in a hick accent while performing.
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