speaking shakespeare
when you read/see a shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
guy 1: she doth teach the torches to burn bright!
guy 2: dude… what!?
guy 1: i said that chicks hot, man!
guy 2: oh, what was all that you were saying?
guy 1: sorry, dude. i’ve been speaking shakespeare ever since we read romeo and juliet in cl-ss last week.
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