spear point
(n)
1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.
2) the tip of the p-n-s before it makes its grandiose entrance
he woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm -ss wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.
him: “uh-oh. what the h-ll happened last night?”
her: “holding me a spear point, nick?”
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