special delivery


when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.
i hate that f-cker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.
after having s-x with a girl, take a sh-t in her bed whiles she’s sleeping and leave.
man i f-cked this girl last night and left her the special delivery right before i left.
when you give it, it being anything good, outstanding, or great, to someone.
guy1: you f-ck that girl last night?
guy2: yeah, i gave it to her special delivery

guy1: f-ck you n-gg-! you want beef?
guy2: -punches the h-ll out of guy1- !special delivery!
when your having s-x with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!
yo so im having s-x with a girl and she had a special delivery

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