speckle
the act of pulling one’s own pants down in order to fart directly into another’s face…thus getting tiny sh-t particles all over the person’s face
last night i totally speckled adam while he was sleeping, and he didn’t even know. i think it left brown marks on his face.
special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves…)
i feel speckle today
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