speed of old
the speed at which the elderly travel; this can be 5-10 miles under the speed limit whilst driving or just moving very slowly in front of you. it is a very frustrating phenomenon.
aaaugh god dammit! why won’t she stop traveling at the speed of old! i’ve got stuff to do!
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