speed-shipping
when someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.
could also be used in reference to new followers on instagram/twitter.
friendship speed dating
that’s like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! i’m so popular! that’s called speed-shipping!
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