Speed Turd


a small speed b-mp that you don’t have to slow down for.
driver: speeding, going 55 in a 25.

p-ssenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed b-mp!

driver: hits it going full speed then says”oh thats just a speed t-rd”

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