speedo

a proper and very common swimming costume favoured by people young and old worldwide, except in the united states. the speedo-style suit is form-fitting, which allows for better control in the water, faster drying, and more comfort. since europeans, asians and brazillians don’t obsess over p-n-s size or automatically -ssociate speedos with h-m-s-xuality the way americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule.
i wanted to wear my speedo while in texas, but i was afraid of being laughed at, beaten up and ostracized by the culturally bereft locals.
a speedo is a style of swimwear for men and boys which is akin to briefs in terms of how it’s shaped. it derives its name from the speedo company, which first introduced that particular style of swimwear, although people generally refer to all brief-cut bathing suits as speedos, even if they aren’t made by the speedo brand. the fabric of speedos is comprised of lycra/spandex and nylon, making them quick-drying, smooth to touch, and form-fitting.

speedos are quite a common swimwear choice for men and boys who live in europe, south america, australia, and asia (especially russia). unfortunately, for some bizarre reason, speedos aren’t well received in north america despite them being s-xier in style than conventional swimming shorts.

speedos have even managed to make their way into rules and laws of certain establishments and areas. there are many swimming pools in europe (especially france), which require all males to wear speedos for sanitary purposes. the reason is because males may be in dirty areas outside the pool facility while wearing conventional swimming shorts and then track the filth into the pool; but it is -ssumed that with speedos, a pair of pants is worn over them until it’s time for swimming, thus making speedos less exposed to the elements than regular shorts.

on the opposite end of the spectrum, the town of cape may new jersey usa had banned men from wearing speedos in public. in the 1960’s, the south jersey beach town made a law stating that any male over 12 years of age could not wear swim briefs. this ban was p-ssed mainly because of h-m-phobic claims that speedos were essentially worn by gay men for no other reason but to advertise their ‘goods’ to each other. the ban was finally lifted in april 2005, more than three decades later.

to sum up, speedos are the s-xiest swim attire for men and the world needs more of them.
“d-mn, look at that hot boy in speedos over there. he knows he’s looking fine.”
a really tight-ss dude’s bikini-like swim suit that alot of swimmer dudes wear.
that dude in swimfan wore a tight-ss speedo.
a tiny little swimsuit that men wear. they looking f-cking hot in them, great for kinky s-x. they show it all off without actually showing it, you can immediately judge a guy’s package which is f-cking hot. when there is bulge it is incredibly hott.
“look at that hottie in a speedo. mmm i’d like to rub that bulge!”
very very tight swimwear that usually exposes the size of a guys p-n-s. usually good for s-x and pleasure for girls.
boy: i love my speedo
girl: so do i! nice p-n-s!
boy: thanks!
girl: no problem want to have s-x.
boy: h-ll ya!!!( gets on floor and takes off pants)
girl: yes!!!(takes off all clothes and lays on guy)
speedo: speedo means cool.
nick : eh man that was a speedo trick you just pulled off on your snowboard.

tom: thanks dude i’ve been working on that 720 for a while.
not actually what non-swimmers think of as a swimming suit male swimmers wear that is shaped like girls briefs but the world’s most popular swimwear company. speedo do not just make what people call ‘speedos’ but several products! the word usually causes great amus-m-nt to non-swimmers as that is what springs to mind when the word is mentioned.
non swimmer: what is the most popular company in swimming, like nike or something?
swimmer: speedo or tyr
non swimmer: hahaha! you wear speedos?!
swimmer: -_-

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