spelcunting
the act of going face first into a v-g-n-, wearing a headlamp , with the intent of going as deep as possible for as long as it takes into the magical realm of the eluding female -rg-sm.
dude i lost my effing headlamp due to a hiccup in my latest spelc-nting mission last night.
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