Sperm beds
the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
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- sperm detector
gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. so named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on “csi” and “the da vinci code.” (1) whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? you’re big pimpin now. (2) wow, look at the sperm detector on that […]
- Sperm Jail
refers to the period of time immediately following s-x in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her v-g-n- in an attempt to facilitate reproduction. i’d make you breakfast right now but i’m in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes. […]
- sperm shields
large jackie-o style sungl-sses that all the new jersey sl-ts wear. often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox. danielle was wearing a pair of gucci sperm shields when we were at temps this summer
- spicing out
see spice out session. spicing out is used to describe the action of puking after one has smoked too much tobacco. it often results in hysterical laughter from the surrounding people. “hahaha, look at ryan, he’s spicing out” “gnaaarly.”
- Spic-up
more commonly a chevy s-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics. “man, i was watching tv, and i heard this sh-tty rap from the street. i look out, and, what do y’know, it was coming from a spic-up.” a rear-wheel drive pickup truck, that has been lowered, repainted, and the bed filled […]