when 8-12 guys c-m into a mug. you stir the c-m with a large kitchen spoon into a thick milky consistency. then find a funnel-like object and insert the smaller end into a p-ssed out, drunk female’s genitalia. slowly pour the blended substance into the large end of the funnel and place your bets on the poor b-st-rd that gets her preggo. that is how you sperm-roulette a girl.
dude remember the party last weekend when we had a great game of sperm-roulette!?
- Sperm Whaling
v. the act of recieving head and at the point of -j-c-l-t–n you pull out and jam the head of your p-n-s in/around the womans …or mans… nose (as if trying to harpoon them). causing the reciever to shreek with suprise usually sounding similar to a whale. -“oh man, did you see me sperm whaling […]
a s-x posirion that requires one woman and five guys. one guy lays on the ground on his back, the woman would get on top, the guy on the ground would f-ck the v-g-n-, then a guy would f-ck her in her -ss, two more guys would be on both sides of her, they would […]
elaughucation is when you are laughing so hard your throat starts to hurt you cant breath and your screaming of how you cant breath ! and finally when you think youve reached the climax someone says somthing or someone does something to finally make you burst of into tears because its so funny ! its […]
extremely studly m-f-, with abs of steel! “whoa, did you see that kreiss?” “h-ll yeah, i’d bang that kreiss anyday!”
town in carroll county maryland. nothing to do. it has three things.. 1. dennys 2. cornfields 3. kids using alcohol/drugs. when all 3 are used in the right combination in one night.. it’s an okay town. otherwise. people really enjoy driving 45 mins to an hour to get somewhere halfway decent to do something fun. […]